11 Ways to Piss Off a Writer (in pictures)

During this time in which I am revising two novels at once, I thought it would be nice to have just a bit of fun. I’ve been posting these on my Facebook page, but I thought I’d put them all here in a nice, accessible post to serve as a good laugh booster. I know I’ve needed it lately, as I’ve been through the revision-wringer, and I’m sure there aren’t many of you who couldn’t benefit from a good laugh. So, without further ado, let us begin!


~11 Ways to Piss Off a Writer~


50Leave out those pesky vowels, whenever possible.





Don’t use punctuation. Omit useless words “the” & “and”. Because disabled pregnant elderly children need love, too. 🙂





Bad double negative tattoo. Because two wrongs never don’t make a right.





Wrong homonym advertising for children’s learning item. Because their so not gonna notice so who cares?





Jus’t throw those apostrophes’ any old where’s . . . .





Bad grammar/no punctuation in your spammy emails. Because spammy emails alone aren’t irritating enough.





Twitter. Oh where to begin . . . .





Have a blindfolded foreign-exchange student with a sick sense of humor type up all of your signage. Do not proofread.





Need we say more?





Just happened to me last week . . . .





A writer’s brain has a mind of its own. That likes nighttime funny business.



Until next time, writerly peeps…

Write on 😀


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